Once again...wisdom from Granny
G: Hello Sugar, was just hopin' you would call!!
C: Of course I would!
G: Wanna hear a funny joke?
C: Sure Granny
G: There were two old folks (man and a woman) sittn' out on the front porch swingin'.
The man says to the woman, I'm gonna go to the doctor and get me some of em' blue viagra pills....
The old woman stands up and says she'll be back in a while.
Old man asks her where she's goin....
She says I'm gonna go get me a tetnus shot.
He says what n' the hell for?
Old woman tells him if he's gonna take that ol' rusty thing out she had better be prepared.
C: Ha Ha Granny. That's pretty funny.
G: Yeah, thats kinda a dirty one...but you gotta be prepared.
C: Love you Granny.
G: Love you more more more.
posted by Harlyn at 5:32 PM
15 Comments:
your grandma rocks
Bless her heart... Granny sounds like a real sassy gal!
City - LOL!!!!!!
Your grandma is the coolest granny ever. Ever I say.
CONGRATULATIONS! I am sitting in a hotel in san jose costa rica and my sister is busy gambling away our fortune and i decided to check out your blog. I think its wonderful you´re going to be a mom. what an exciting time! my good friend is having a baby also. something in the air, I guess. Just thought I´d pop in and send my best wishes for your new surburban/city baby.
all: I have to agree, Granny is one sassy lady...she is the best!
hollie: thanks! I'm sure it will be exciting...a little unreal at the moment. Thanks for checking on me, hope you're having a great time!!! Still so jealous!
Here's one my Grandma shared with me:
A pompous minister was seated next to Bubba the redneck on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. Bubba asked for a gin and tonic drink, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in digust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips." Bubba then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
Grandparents rock!
nilo: nice! grandparents do rock! especially granny.
is she sooo excited about the baby?
ur granny is kool
Hey there,
Haven't checked in, in a LONG time. Congrats on getting prego!
B
nice joke! i didn't anticipate that one!
Hope you are well.....Post!!! Post!!! Post!!!
some random girl...yes, granny is excited...sorry I've been missing. Not feeling like writing later, do feel like I'm missing out though, wondering whats going on with everyone!
That makes me miss my gran so much! That sounds like exactly something she would say!
Cherish her everyday! (I'm sure you already do!)
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