Words of Wisdom from Granny.
*still lying in bed with husband on a Saturday morning, enjoying not having to get up....pick up the phone to call and check in with Granny that lives in Georgia.*
Ring....Ring...
G: Hey Baby!
CS: Good morning Granny, how are you?
G: Good! What are you doin'?
CS: Oh, nothing much, still lying in bed with H, probably just hanging out today...it's nice having a day off.
G: Well, if you don't get busy in that bed there ain't gonna be no great gran babies.
CS: *shudders at the thought of Granny telling me to have sex.*
Ring....Ring...
G: Hey Baby!
CS: Good morning Granny, how are you?
G: Good! What are you doin'?
CS: Oh, nothing much, still lying in bed with H, probably just hanging out today...it's nice having a day off.
G: Well, if you don't get busy in that bed there ain't gonna be no great gran babies.
CS: *shudders at the thought of Granny telling me to have sex.*
posted by Harlyn at 12:07 PM
7 Comments:
When you get to be Grannys age, there are no boundries to the spots they'll put you in to have children. Good for Granny to have such a wonderful sense of humor though!
That's super funny...sounds like my granma
Laughing my ass of at that one! Isn't it funny how parents and grandparents think it's fine to talk openly about sex once you're either married or living with someone?
Frankly, I don't wanna hear about that from them, and I certainly don't want to ever imagine them in any sort of sexual way. Blech.
How red was your face? I think I would have to hang up on Granny. Or at least make a very quick exit. But, damn if she doesn't sound cute.
well, can't blame a gran for tryin'.
City - LOL!!! OMG! I bet you were laughing your ass off after you hung up!
ROTFL!!!!!!
That sounds like something my Gran would say! Oh...I miss her.
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