Would you like to buy some sparkles???!!

I interviewed at an upscale store to do some sort of retail shit...and was immediately hired to sell jewelry. Not only have I never done retail....but I don't know much about selling jewels. You ask how did I get hired then? Call on: the actress ...this I have done! I can sit home as a housewife no longer, (today is my first day). I would like to return to school in the fall, but until then I need something to keep me busy. I want to stay away from bartending. I'm trying to have a lifestyle change, and working late and binge drinking a few nights a week was becoming a bit much. I don't start until Nov. 12, so I still have a few weeks of soap operas and vacuuming to hold me over. The excitement of suburban life continues.