what are they teaching in school these days?

So I get up this morning from the worst sleep I've ever had. Moving furniture and packing boxes has stirred up an unbelievable amount of dust! And I am a clean freak. My apartment is always spotless...but I guess this stuff was hiding under things. So my eyes are itchy and I sneeze every two seconds, it's awful! I head to the drugstore to pick up some benadryl and more cleaning products and I'm walking down my street and get hit in the back with a football. I add to my checklist another reason I'm happy to be leaving NY. Let me explain...I live next door to an elementary school. During recess, they block off the street and allow the little tyrants to play in the street! I have never been so harrassed in my life, and by freakin' kids! Not even the neighborhood crazies are as bad. Who raises these little monsters?? I've had little girls circle me chanting, "go suck a dick bitch!" This happens on a regular basis. Today, during my sneezing fit they just thought it would be a riot to throw a football at my head. So damn funny you little shits. Good riddens!