It's a Boy!

Just thought I would post quickly...at my 5 month checkup the other day...we found out...it's a boy!

HEFTY HEFTY...cinch sack...

Summer weather is here and I couldn't be happier...with the exception of the ever so sexy expanding pooch. I can't complain about my whole new shape. I've always considered buying myself some fake boobs...not huge ones...just enough. Never done it though...just stuck with my plain skinny frame. Well can I just tell you about the "fake looking" boobs I'm sporting now? They are big and stand up on my chest like the cheesiest fake one's you've ever seen! I didn't even have to pay for them! Who knew all it took was getting knocked up?? So I'm all excited about the chestage and I've been out looking for some new swimwear since all my old bikinis look like nipple covers. Unfortunately the boobs aren't enough distraction to cover the belly that makes people say...hmmm..."you think she just drinks a little too much brew, or could that girl be preggers?" Yes, I'm almost 5 months pregnant and I'm in the "I can't tell if she's just fat" stage. I decided to go online in search of the hottest maternity tankini that I could find, to flaunt my assests and camouflage the peanut. I ordered a sexy black "little" number that looks great in the picture. When the box came I couldn't rip it open fast enough. It's a shiny black (I thought black would be slimming) and looks a little more like a pair of shorts and a dress to go over it. I call it, the Hefty sack. If I wanted to wear clothing to the pool, I would wear something I have! Seriously!! So the pool is calling...and I'm still in search. In the meantime, if you need me.....I'll be in the bathtub.